🔋 VOLTAGE: ---- V"Shocking, I know."
💡 CURRENT: ---- A"Running faster than your boss at 5PM."
🔥 POWER: ---- W"Basically a portable sun."
📶 SIGNAL: ---- %"Still stronger than hotel Wi-Fi."
🌡️ TEMP: ---- °C"Warm enough to toast bread."
🧠 CPU LOAD: ---- %"Same as your brain on a Monday."
📦 PACKET LOSS: ----"Lost in space. Probably forever."
🕒 UPTIME: ----"Hanging in there like your motivation."
>>> SYSTEM STATUS: STABLE, FOR NOW 😐 <<<